10 Things Women Do When They Get Depressed

I had a realization over the past few days that women do have a depression habit. Yes, it’s a UNIVERSAL habit. So, I’ve listed 10 common activities of sad, suicidal (kidding) women.

1. EAT A LOT.

It must be the comfort they get from eating, but I don’t know why these set of food has always been the depressing menu:

A. Ice cream

B. Junk food

C. Big fat fried chicken. HAHA (Or this is only me.)

2. CUT THEIR HAIRS, MAKE A STATEMENT.

This is one of the most stupid things we, women, do after a break-up or even just because we’re sad things didn’t go well.

Let’s admit it, our hair is our prized possession. So cutting it short, or going bald (if you’re going insane) is not the best way to handle heartaches. I’ve known a lot of friends who’ve done it, including me, and I regret it after a week or so. 

3. WATCH THIS-IS-TOO-CHEESY-BUT-IT’S-OKAY-COZ-I’M-DEALING-WITH-A-HEARTBREAK MAINSTREAM ROMANTIC FILMS.

Spend the whole day inside the room, lock yourself, lie down, watch romantic, I-wanna-die-now films, feel like a useless piece of scrap, then what? Women just end up having huge puffy bags under their eyes, look miserable, get fat because they prefer to be like a mummy living under their bedsheets, and feel worse because they never get over what just happened. Sad.

4. MAKE LITTLE JOHNNY THEIR BEST FRIEND, GET WASTED.

Let me introduce you to Little Johnny, Johnny Walker. He has a few more friends too, there’s Mr. Jose and Tinkerbell (Absinthe fairy). 

Nothing’s better than forgetting things for the night, well… Remember it the moment you wake up with puke all over your bed, and repeat it everyday. Haha.

5. DOWNLOAD THE SADDEST PLAYLIST AND CRY THEIR HEARTS OUT.

Is that you, Taylor Swift? HAHA! Just kidding, but seriously. There’s something about music that keeps us, girls too emotional. Perfect songs for the perfect heartbreaking moment.

6. WRONG SEND MOVES.

“I miss you.” “Oops, sorry it wasn’t for you.”

No explanation needed. 

7. POST DEPRESSING QUOTES IN FACEBOOK/TWITTER/BLOGS TO LET HIM SEE WHAT DAMAGE HE HAS DONE.

Guilty, I do this all the tiiiime. But this is wrong, really wrong.

8. DO THE OPPOSITE. GIVE A FACE PALM AND SHOW HIM YOU’RE HAVING THE BEST TIME.

The best revenge a woman can do is to let him see that she’s better off without him. Go out with friends, have an adventure, reinvent and find yourself.

Classic example: Eat, Pray, Love movie/book

9. BURN PICTURES AND OTHER STUFFS THAT REMIND YOU OF HIM.

Well, not all of it. I say keep the things which will still be useful. Leave the clothes and accessories, please. Moving on doesn’t need the act of burning. 

10. REPEAT THE CYCLE.

… Until they finally moved on.