Rejected UPCAT Essay Questions

Since this weekend is the UPCAT, and this is the first time that UPCAT involves esssay writing, witty and funny rejected essay questions were made up by different people and it just spreads like fire right now in social media networks.

I gathered some of the top tweets in Twitter that used the hashtag #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions and these are the following:

1. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions Kung walang kamay ang mga ibon, then why do birds suddenly APIR? Ipaliwanag.
2. What did Henry Sy? What does David Cook? Where did Sandara Park? And Where did Rachelle Ann Go? Explain! :D#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
3. Kung ikaw si Popoy, pagbabawalan mo din ba si Bashang kumain ng chicken skin? Defend your answer.#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
4. Ano ang mas malaki? BAG NI DORA o BULSA NI DORAEMON? Ipaliwanag, at isulat sa isang malinis na papel.#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
5. #RejectedUPCATessayQuestions Bakit 99.9% lamang ng germs ang kayang patayin ng Lysol, Safeguard at alcolol? Anong nangyari sa 0.1%?
6. Anong circumference ng mukha ni Charice at ano ang diameter ng panga nya? Show your solution. =))))))#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
7. Kung walang nilikha ang Diyos na panget, sinung lumikha sayo? Defend yourself. #rejectedUPCATessayquestions
8. #RejectedUPCATessayQuestions Does the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down? 
9. Bakit hindi lumilipad ang napkin na may wings? :| :(#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
10. Ano ang meron kay Brand X at galit na galit ang ibang brand sakanya? Defend your answer. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
11. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions Bakit laban ang hanap ng batang Bonakid? Explain briefly.
12. Ano ang favorite season mo ng Daisy Siete at bakit? Ibigay ang buod. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
13. If I were Carly Rae Jepsen. Would you call me?#RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
14. Kung nag evolve tayo from unggoy to tao, at what point ka nagpaiwan? #RejectedUPCATessayQuestions
15. Kaano-ano ni Dora the Explorer si Internet Explorer? #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions
16.  How can I move on when I'm still in love with you? #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions